Straight from Albert Square, this card is as sassy as Pat herself. With the unforgettable words “You’re a cow, a gossip, and a slapper” splashed across a striking black and white cow print background (with a touch of purple drama), it’s the ultimate card for EastEnders fans who love a laugh.
Whether you’re sending birthday wishes, stirring up some cheeky banter, or gifting it to a soap-obsessed mate, this A5 card is guaranteed to get a reaction.
✨ Details:
Size: A5 (148 x 210mm)
Design: Black & white cow print with purple accents
Inside: Blank for your own message
Card stock: Premium quality, smooth finish
Envelope: White included
Designed in South London, made for laughs, and guaranteed to stand out on the mantelpiece.
Perfect for: Birthdays • Just-because laughs • Soap lovers • Fans of iconic British TV quotes
